Those gays have a fucking nerve, eh? Not only do they perform sinful acts with each other, they - get this - have parties in zoos as well! The bastards!
The party I refer to is London Zoo's 'Gay Sunday' event, which predictably attracted the wrath of everyone's favourite Christian organisation, Christian Voice.
ZOO 'GAY SUNDAY' CONDEMNED AS 'DISCRIMINATORY' - Link to the press release
Christian Voice was outraged by the fact that gay people - or 'homosexuals', as they are constantly referred to, because, y'know, it's always good to faintly suggest that someone's sexuality makes them a mental - got a discount and some extra stuff at the event.
In fact the 20% discount really pissed them off, with Christian Voice describing it as 'staggering'. Yup, that's right, staggering. Let's look up 'staggering' in the OED, shall we? "lit. Reeling, tottering, etc". That's right, there's someone out there in the big wide world who has been left reeling - reeling - because some people have got a 20% discount. Christian Voice themselves state this is a saving of £1.45 - an huge sum, capable of eradicating third world debt. No wonder they're pissed off, eh?
Here's a quote from the press release, possibly my favourite bit:
Apparently...:
There were also some pictures with captions that were amusing and yet disturbing at the same time. Have a look:
Lovely.
By the way, if you've read my other blog, this entry might seem a bit familiar. That's because it's largely been inspired by this post. Future posts on here will be original. And... well, that's all for this time.
The party I refer to is London Zoo's 'Gay Sunday' event, which predictably attracted the wrath of everyone's favourite Christian organisation, Christian Voice.
ZOO 'GAY SUNDAY' CONDEMNED AS 'DISCRIMINATORY' - Link to the press release
Christian Voice was outraged by the fact that gay people - or 'homosexuals', as they are constantly referred to, because, y'know, it's always good to faintly suggest that someone's sexuality makes them a mental - got a discount and some extra stuff at the event.
In fact the 20% discount really pissed them off, with Christian Voice describing it as 'staggering'. Yup, that's right, staggering. Let's look up 'staggering' in the OED, shall we? "lit. Reeling, tottering, etc". That's right, there's someone out there in the big wide world who has been left reeling - reeling - because some people have got a 20% discount. Christian Voice themselves state this is a saving of £1.45 - an huge sum, capable of eradicating third world debt. No wonder they're pissed off, eh?
Here's a quote from the press release, possibly my favourite bit:
"Incredibly, by paying less, the gays got more. The ordinary punter didn't have an exclusive garden party or a barbecue - they had to queue for their overpriced food and drink with everyone else."You've got to love the use of the word 'incredible', as if the event were the most shocking thing on Earth, and not just some gays (oops, I meant 'homosexuals') in a zoo.
Apparently...:
Posters were put up at London Zoo, which might have acted as a warning to those with children to avoid Sunday 16th altogether. A picture in the press last week showed that Guy the Gorilla was somewhat under-impressed by the posters.Well, if Christian Voice have the support of an ape then they must be right! Ugh...
There were also some pictures with captions that were amusing and yet disturbing at the same time. Have a look:
Lovely.
By the way, if you've read my other blog, this entry might seem a bit familiar. That's because it's largely been inspired by this post. Future posts on here will be original. And... well, that's all for this time.
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